Sellout Week at D4L is almost over, but instead of throwing out another link that helps our sorry asses, we’ve got one that’s benefitting a much better cause. To that, I turn it over to Captain Norris of The Winged Wheel.
Hockeytown, you’ve got a hell of a track record when it comes to charity. In the last two years, you’ve raised over $19,000 for the Children’s Hospital in two epic events. You’ve answered the bell when it’s been rung, and despite what Mr. Lambert may think, you’ve proven yourselves the most generous fanbase in sports. You’re also all very attractive, and your genitals are significantly above average in both length and girth.
So what am I asking? Simple. Keep it up.
The Captain continues to describe his friend’s mission in inner city Chicago of providing school supplies for children attending underfunded school systems. It’s a fantastic cause, and whether you can afford to donate or not I urge you to click over and at least spread the word.