Detroit Media Has No Idea WTF Chris Osgood Is Doing Next October

Let’s face it: the mainstream media in Detroit blows. We’ve known this for years, yet we still continue to read and comment on what brainless morons pundits like Drew Sharp have to say. So when two main news sources have conflicting reports on what the hell Chris Osgood is doing with his life, we’re not the least bit surprised.

MLive says: Retirement

MLive Chris Osgood retirement

The Free Press says: Return

Freep Chris Osgood return

The Detroit News? They’re the kid in the corner of the class picking his boogers and sticking them to the underside of his desk.

Chros Osgood Detroit News

Sadly, I’m siding with these guys. We might not be sure what Ozzie is doing, but we’ll have quite the collection of nose gold when all is said and done.

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