BREAKING: Nobody Goes to Florida Marlins Games

So word is that the Florida Marlins aren’t exactly the top-selling team in baseball right now. I’ve been told that this picture is from today’s game, one in which a whopping 347 people were believed to show up for, but I’m still not convinced it isn’t from another random day game in south Florida.

Marlins game

Of course, there’s the whole Hurricane Irene excuse that some people are using. I’m not buying it. If the east coast can surivive an earthquake, I think the Marlins faithful can survive a few raindrops.

[Big League Stew]
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