I almost feel bad for completely jacking this video from Awful Announcing, but the three of you that read this site that don’t read AA too (Hi, Mom!) need to see this before the MLB takes it down.
I can’t even begin to defend McCarver on this one. I don’t know why he’s trying to spell strike in the first place, I don’t know why he’s counting the number of letters in the word, and I don’t know why he’s in the broadcast booth. FOX, you can control one of these things. Please do so.