The bad news: Nickelback is still performing at halftime of tomorrow’s Packers-Lions game. The meh news: at least they know how to make fun of themselves (with a big assist from The League’s Paul Scheer). The good news: you now have a perfect cue for when to go back for seconds (as if you already didn’t do that at halftime anyway).
Also, it took like 20 minutes for this video to load on my parents’ shitty wi-fi, so you better enjoy it.
And since we’re talking about my parents, I think it’s pertinent for all of you to know that my dad is snoring like a rhinoceros on the couch across the room. He sounds like a cross between a dragon and your 90-year old grandmother who has been smoking three packs a day for at least 60 of those years. Oh, it’s so great to be with family. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.