Pistons Lose to Bulls In a Game That You Totally Watched Because There Was Nothing Else On TV

Pistons Lose to Bulls In a Game That You Totally Watched Because There Was Nothing Else On TV

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Pistons Lose to Bulls In a Game That You Totally Watched Because There Was Nothing Else On TV

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Man, what a tough loss! The Pistons got crushed by the Bulls 92-68 last night, but I’m sure you already knew that because there was nothing else on TV worth watching. I mean, come on Jason Maxiell, 1-for-12? ONE FOR TWELVE? I can’t even remember watching you take a good shot last night. Maybe you should spend a little more time cheering on your teammates.

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And where was the rest of the offense? Alabama kicker Jeremy Shelley would have been the Pistons’ top scorer last night… from what I’ve heard, that is (he must have been wanking it to brunette girls all night). I totally watched the Pistons lay down in the 4th quarter and didn’t watch Alabama completely dominate LSU in the BCS championship game whatsoever.

But seriously, how about that Trent Richardson touchdown?

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