Like we promised on Friday, we’re back with some goodies to start your week off right.
In case you didn’t watch any football yesterday, here’s a recap: Billy Cundiff went HERP, Kyle Williams went DERP, and the Patriots and Giants are in the mother loving Super Bowl. On a related note, some people are assholes, others are just funny, and Vernon Davis was supposed to have a bangin’ after party but didn’t.
Hey, the Pistons won a game! They took down the Portland Trail Blazers 94-91 on Saturday evening for their 4th win of the season. While Nosepicker Nicolas Batum didn’t exactly get the Chris Bosh treatment, he was still on the wrong end of a Rodney Stuckey slam dunk shot.
While the Pistons were breaking their forever-long losing streak, the Red Wings were extending theirs. The Wings won their 6th straight overall and 16th straight game at home over the Columbus Blue Jackets, 3-2. Even better, Henrik Zetterberg won’t be suspended after being thrown out of the game for a boarding penalty in the 3rd period (h/t Malik).
RUMOR CENTRAL: The Red Wings might go after Ales Hemsky and/or Teemu Selanne, while the Tigers are apparently interested in Johnny Damon and Juan Pierre (ugh). The Pistons, meanwhile, apparently see no reason to go after any big men whatsoever.
In the college ranks, Michigan State tied Michigan atop the Big Ten by puttin’ a whoopin’ on the Purdue Boilermakers. Michigan lost at Arkansas thanks to a bad first half and a rim made of Play Dough.
Don Kelly apparently has trouble going to the bathroom on Sundays (and Ryan Raburn sounds like a hick).
Ndamukong Suh was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Only one of them was funny.
If you enjoy grainy rap concert videos, check out Detroit’s own Royce da 5’9″ in Toronto.
…and if you’re not, here’s a pretty lady doing some modeling.
Finally, be careful or your XBox might arrest you.