Lions to Replace Offensive Line with 10-Foot Wall In Order to Keep Matthew Stafford Healthy

The Lions are taking an innovative approach to football next season by replacing their offensive line with a 10-foot tall building that Matthew Stafford can throw off of. Judging by today’s 7-on-7 drills with some bum receivers from ESPN, the results are promising: 6-of-10, with a couple drops and zero QB pressures.

There is still no word on whether NFL commissioner Roger Goodell will fine Ndamukong Suh for this, but we won’t be surprised if Suh is out another $100k by next week.