Apparently Miguel Cabrera and Prince Fielder aren’t the only ones knocking down tree branches during Spring Training batting practice. Jhonny Peralta went deep a few times himself, hopefully showing a preview of things to come this season.
Bloguin’s baseball offseason report cards apparently take future years into account (logjam at 1B my ass), but a B+ for the Tigers still isn’t too bad.
The always eloquent brain of Phil Coke gives his opinion of all of the Tigers’ name puns used on the now-obsolete scoreboard last season. Meanwhile, there are no puns needed when Alex Rodriguez is involved.
A word of advice: if you’re going to try to rush the court/field/ice (would that be awesome or what?), talk to the security guards first.
Want to make a car go even faster without changing the engine? Paint Kenny Powers on the hood.
Arianny Celeste’s entire job is to look like this at all times, and she’s very good at it. Speaking of attractive people, Tampa Bay Rays 3B Evan Longoria confirms that he is dating a Playboy Playmate.