Justin Verlander thrown out of Perfect Club in new MLB 2k12 promo

Justin Verlander thrown out of Perfect Club in new MLB 2k12 promo

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Justin Verlander thrown out of Perfect Club in new MLB 2k12 promo

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First, Verlander was a ninja riding a cheetah and, then, model Kate Upton taught him how to throw a video game change up (with an erection). Now, Verlander and MLB 2k12 is back with its latest promo. 

Upton’s cleavage is back, too, as she is inquiring whether or not you can get inside… the Perfect Club. As she finishes, saying she hopes you can get inside, she asks a man who appears to be Randy Johnson if he has any words of wisdom. Pseudo-Johnson says he’s just there for the lobster when Upton recognizes him to be a phony and reveals him to be none other than [cue dramatic squirrel] JUSTIN VERLANDER! 

AGAIN. Hah. Sorry JV, but the MVP, Cy Young, and two no-hitters cards aren’t going to get you inside Kate Upton’s club. (Seriously, you guys are sick.) Verlander will just have to throw a perfect game this season. 

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