Upton’s cleavage is back, too, as she is inquiring whether or not you can get inside… the Perfect Club. As she finishes, saying she hopes you can get inside, she asks a man who appears to be Randy Johnson if he has any words of wisdom. Pseudo-Johnson says he’s just there for the lobster when Upton recognizes him to be a phony and reveals him to be none other than [cue dramatic squirrel] JUSTIN VERLANDER!
AGAIN. Hah. Sorry JV, but the MVP, Cy Young, and two no-hitters cards aren’t going to get you inside Kate Upton’s club. (Seriously, you guys are sick.) Verlander will just have to throw a perfect game this season.