As if losing by a combined 45 points in two nights didn't make them feel small enough, the Pistons had to endure cold showers in Utah after Monday night's loss [via MLIVE]:
When you're cold, you're cold, and the Detroit Pistons, already down two starters Monday, found an additional irritant when they didn't have hot water for their post-game showers.
That truly added insult to injury.
TRULY. Penises probably shrunk all the way down to just above the average sizes for human males. It would have been extremely humiliating if any of the well-endowed media had seen, I'm sure. It's just a good thing Lawrence Frank wasn't there – he may have been mistaken for a woman.