As we have a tendency to do here at D4L, we like to deflect any and all negativity.
LOOK HOW TERRIBLE THIS IAN KINSLER SLIDE WAS LAST NIGHT [via DShep25]:
Here's how our Friday morning coffee-maker convo will go, okay?
Hungover fan: Did you see the Verlander-Darvish game last night?
Still-drunk fan: Yeah, dude – oh man, did you seeeee that Kinsler slide??
Hungover fan who wants everyone to know just how hungover he really is: [laughs] Yeah. What an iiiiiiiiidiot! Just like we were idiots for ordering that last round of peppermint patties, right guys?
Still-drunk fan: It's, like, ex-squeeze me, have you ever done a headfirst slide before?
Hungover fan: Head definitely first. How does an athlete do that? I mean, I understand how Still-drunk fan fell like that last night, but Ian fuckin' Kinsler?
Still drunk fan: [laughs] Yeah… wait, what?
Hungover fan who wants everyone to know just how hungover he really is: [laughs] You fell last night… you know what, guys? My head hurts …
Hungover fan: [laughs] Ian Kinsler probably too.
[They all share a good laugh]
[Co-worker everyone hates approaches; laughter dies down; everyone's uncomfortable; co-worker everyone hates steps between the Hungover fan and Hungover fan who wants everyone to know just how hungover he really is to grab a cup of coffee]
Hungover fan who wants everyone to know just how hungover he really is: Excuse you, Steve. Too early and HUNGOVER to be pushed aside like that.
Co-worker everyone hates: [pulls coffee cup out and up slowly to his stupid fucking lips, stops before sipping and looks up] Sorry, mang … hey, what the fuck is wrong with Verlander, you guys?