Detroit Country Day graduate Steve Ballmer to buy Clippers for $2 billion

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Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer is estimated to be a net worth of over $20 billion, which means the Detroit native will have roughly $18 billion in change after purchasing the Los Angeles Clippers NBA franchise from racist and old bag of bones Donald Sterling. He is No. 32 on the Forbes 400.

Did they say a billion? Better make it two. Keep the change, you filthy animals.

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