Lions lose because of kicker; Jim Schwartz is a douche

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Alex Henery missed three field goals, costing the Lions a 4-1 start to the season. He will almost be certainly be packing his bags after just getting signed by the Lions to replace the last shitty kicker, Nate Freese.

Go home, ice your foot and eat some cold fries, Alex. You’re done.

After the game, Jim Schwartz was carried off the field by two of his defensive players. Sadly, this is something Schwartz asked his players to do all the way back in OTAs if the Bills beat the Lions.

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The Bills defense played well enough, but they did it despite themselves (lots of penalties) and the Lions’ kicker missed three field goals. That’s ultimately how they won. Instead of the Lions lining up in the victory formation, the Bills were able to win the game on a 58-yard FG of their own.

What if the Bills had won 41-38? Do they still carry him off the field?

*sigh*

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