Jose Canseco Wants to Talk to You

Pop quiz, hot shot. What do Jose Canseco, Dennis Rodman and Terrell Owens have in common?

If you said that they all competed for Donald’s Trump’s love and affection on “The Celebrity Apprentice”, you’d be absolutely right. If you said they all wanted to talk to you via video message, you’d, ummm, well…you’d be right as well.

For the low, low price of $300 (not a misprint), you can get a “customized, personalized, and unique” video message from the former American League MVP. Sure, you could buy a lot more with your $300, but if there’s even a chance that Canseco might also give you financial advice…isn’t it worth it?

Now, in the effort of full disclosure, it needs to be pointed out that if video messages are your thing, your $300 could last you a lot longer with the assortment has beens and one-hit wonders (looking your way, Homer Bush or the guy who played Greedo), but hey…none of them once hit 40 home runs and stole 40 bases in a season, am I right?