NHL Valentines: Because That’s a Thing

In a social media craze that’s become ever-present over the last few years, most sports teams, as well as other well-known business, share funny/punny Valentine’s Day e-cards leading up to February 14th.  The Penguins have made fans laugh with their great quips about Phil-ing the love over the last few weeks in quirky and cute cards featuring everyone from Sidney Crosby…

NHL Valentines: Because That's a Thing

…to Head Coach, Mike Sullivan.
NHL Valentines: Because That's a Thing

 

And for those of you not over the whole Fleury thing yet, there’s this:

 

Fans are even encouraged to get in on the fun and this one from last year still makes me smile with the accuracy:

 

https://twitter.com/alicedunaway/status/831623396790325249

 

So when the NHL decided to wade into the party it seemed like it was going to be a good time. And with Valentines saying “Your love is Price-less” and exclaiming “Everything about you is on Point,” it all seemed in good fun… Then things took a turn for the …odd…

NHL Valentines: Because That's a Thing

 

Okay, I get it…it’s supposed to be funny. I feel this one may have missed the mark, though. I mean what were the rejected ones?

“Do you know what goaltender interference is? Neither do I, we have a lot in common.”

“You slew-footed me into loving you”

“Now boarding: You into my heart”

“The suspension might be worth it to give you a headshot.”

“I’d take a skate blade to the neck for you”

“Let me show you ‘intent to blow.'”

“629(b): Leaving the penalty bench isn’t the only thing I’ll be doing prematurely tonight”

“You can dance my pants off anytime.”

“You might be a repeat offender, but not by my CBA.”

“You’ll get more than two minutes for high sticking tonight.”

“I’ll show you a too much man penalty.”

“Upon video review, your love entered before the puck, therefore, the call on the ice is reversed, no Valentine.”

 

 

 

 

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