2018/19 NBA Team Preview Haikus: New Orleans Pelicans

2018/19 NBA Team Preview Haikus: New Orleans Pelicans

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2018/19 NBA Team Preview Haikus: New Orleans Pelicans


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May 6, 2018; New Orleans, LA, USA; New Orleans Pelicans forward Anthony Davis (23) dunks against the Golden State Warriors during the fourth quarter in game four of the second round of the 2018 NBA Playoffs at the Smoothie King Center. The Warriors defeated the Pelicans 118-92. Mandatory Credit: Derick E. Hingle-USA TODAY Sports

Back by popular demand (nope – that’s not true at all), we present our 2018/19 NBA Team Preview haikus!  Let all the other sites pump out their 1000 word essays on each team – we’ll summarize it all in 17 syllable prose.


Having Ant Davis
Means you’ve always got a shot
The West is tough though



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