2018/19 NBA Team Preview Haikus: Sacramento Kings

2018/19 NBA Team Preview Haikus: Sacramento Kings

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2018/19 NBA Team Preview Haikus: Sacramento Kings


Oct 4, 2018; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James (23) goes to the basket defend by Sacramento Kings forward Marvin Bagley III (35) in the first quarter at Staples Center. Mandatory Credit: Richard Mackson-USA TODAY Sports


Back by popular demand (nope – that’s not true at all), we present our 2018/19 NBA Team Preview haikus!  Let all the other sites pump out their 1000 word essays on each team – we’ll summarize it all in 17 syllable prose.


It’s been 13 years
Since they weren’t a laughingstock
Not changing this year



NBA Team Preview Haikus

Atlanta Hawks
Boston Celtics
Brooklyn Nets
Charlotte Hornets

Chicago Bulls
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dallas Mavericks
Denver Nuggets
Detroit Pistons
Golden State Warriors
Houston Rockets
Indiana Pacers
Los Angeles Clippers
Los Angeles Lakers
Memphis Grizzlies
Miami Heat
Milwaukee Bucks
Minnesota Timberwolves
New Orleans Pelicans
New York Knicks
Oklahoma City Thunder
Orlando Magic
Philadelphia 76ers
Phoenix Suns

Portland Trail Blazers

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