2018/19 NBA Team Preview Haikus: Washington Wizards

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2018/19 NBA Team Preview Haikus: Washington Wizards
Sep 24, 2018; Washington, DC, USA; Washington Wizards center Dwight Howard (21) poses for a portrait during Wizards Media Day at Medstar Wizards Performance Center/Entertainment & Sports Arena. Mandatory Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports

Back by popular demand (nope – that’s not true at all), we present our 2018/19 NBA Team Preview haikus!  Let all the other sites pump out their 1000 word essays on each team – we’ll summarize it all in 17 syllable prose.

 

Dwight injured his butt
How ironic is that fact?
Will Wiz be butt too?

 

 

NBA Team Preview Haikus

Atlanta Hawks
Boston Celtics
Brooklyn Nets
Charlotte Hornets

Chicago Bulls
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dallas Mavericks
Denver Nuggets
Detroit Pistons
Golden State Warriors
Houston Rockets
Indiana Pacers
Los Angeles Clippers
Los Angeles Lakers
Memphis Grizzlies
Miami Heat
Milwaukee Bucks
Minnesota Timberwolves
New Orleans Pelicans
New York Knicks
Oklahoma City Thunder
Orlando Magic
Philadelphia 76ers
Phoenix Suns

Portland Trail Blazers
Sacramento Kings
San Antonio Spurs
Toronto Raptors
Utah Jazz

 

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