#TBT: Watch Mario Lemieux beat the absolute piss out of Vancouver Canucks forward Gary Lupul in his first home game of his NHL career

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Shoutout to Pittsburgh Clothing Co. for dropping this absolute gem from the clouds yesterday on twitter.

Now, if I’m being completely honest here for a second, I had absolutely zero idea Mario Lemieux even got into a single fight in his 17-year NHL career. But little did I know, #66 had a little bit of a feisty side to him (albeit it appeared more so during the earlier years of his playing days). In fact, according to hockeyfights.com, Lemieux dropped the mitts a total of six times during his playing career, boasting an unofficial record of 4-1-1. The first of which (as evidenced above) came during Lemieux’s first ever regular season game at the old Civic Arena on October 17, 1984.

After assisting on a goal in his first shift, the spry 18-year old rookie from Montreal proved that not only could he handle his own offensively, but he could also open up a can of whoop-ass with his fists, too. Sure, Lemieux may have had a slight height advantage to the tune of which your boyfriend claims his pecker size to be (hint: he’s lying), but he still beat the absolute piss out of Canucks forward Gary Lupul to the point where his teammate/Canucks goaltender, John Garrett, had to break up the fight. And here’s the best part of it all – Garrett eventually got a game misconduct for his actions. Think about that for a second. Instead of intentionally shouldering a guy in the head like you have to do nowadays to get kicked out of a hockey game, all you had to do 30 years ago was help prevent your teammate from getting knocked unconscious by a superior fighting opponent (or, in technical terms, be the third player involved in a fight). Fun times in ’84. A much simpler time that sort of didn’t make any fucking sense.

P.S. – Here are a few more videos of 66 dropping the mitts for your viewing pleasure on this beautiful fall, October morning:

(Please help me delete this last one from the internet.)

Have a Thursday, folks. Go Pens.

@PeepsBurgh

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