Game 1 isn't even until Wednesday, and it's safe to say Islanders fans are already trying to nuke themselves

Game 1 isn't even until Wednesday, and it's safe to say Islanders fans are already trying to nuke themselves

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Game 1 isn't even until Wednesday, and it's safe to say Islanders fans are already trying to nuke themselves

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The schedule for Round 1 between the Pens and Islanders hasn’t even been out for a full 12 hours yet, and we almost had our first casualty of the series this afternoon. The good news – at least it wasn’t a Pens fan.

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I legit have no fundamental idea how this guy didn’t break his spine (let alone smash his skull off the pavement) in the midst of orchestrating a vicious leg drop from on top of the goddamn roof of a Dodge Durango in a MetLife Stadium parking lot, but somehow he got up completely unscathed for the pin.

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Kudos, I guess.

This basically makes about as much sense to me as the Islanders putting up 103 points this year in the regular season rostering a lineup full of nobodies.

Get ready to hate all of these names you’ve never heard of before in like three days.

Go Pens.

P.S. – G has the first part of the series preview coming at you tomorrow afternoon.

@PeepsBurgh

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