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As usual, we’ll take a hundred dollars and divide it among five fights.

Let’s make some cashola.

• Curtis Blaydes -450 over Derrick Lewis ($30)
• Tom Aspinall -260 over Andrei Arlovski ($25)
• Yana Kunitskaya +220 over Ketlen Vieira ($5)
• Otto Wallin -265 over Dominic Breazeale ($30)
• Miguel Berchelt -340 over Oscar Valdez ($10)

Unless you’re Francis Ngannou, as a Curtis Blaydes opponent, your fate is pretty much sealed. Looking up at the lights while avoiding lunchbox fists raining down on you.

Arlovski is never totally out of a fight, but against a much younger, more athletic opponent, his hands won’t be able to do much even if he can uncork them.

Last Week: $ -52.73
Year To Date: $ -48.14

-All lines courtesy of Bovada at time of wager.