A couple of days ago, the Stanley Cup visited the Newport Beach police department. No biggy, just a little public intox, small fine, and the Cup will be right out. Check out the pageantry of the cup visit:
Dustin Penner breaks out the formal footwear… those are the nicest flip flops the guy owns. Then there is the guy on the righwho just looks like he is up to no good. He probably wants to steal the cup and melt it down so he can get back to his first love: freebasing heroin.
The kid behind him though, at least he is wearing a Stanley Cup shirt. It’s the one Kings fan in Newport Beach! Then the guy on the left, he just wants to get in and go to work. I imagine he is some sort of disgruntled detective. Somebody walked through the Henderson’s azelias again, and goddammit that type of thing doesn’t happen in Newport Beach. So just get out of the way, Penner, because crimes need solving.
Tomorrow, the cup goes to In and Out, and is probably left in the men’s room.
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