Twitter wars are juvenile, but everyone seems to get sucked in at some point in time. Like anyone is changing anyone else’s mind?
However, when mascot-on-mascot crime is involved? Oh yes, please! That’s exactly what has taken place between Bucky Badger and whatever they call that Golden Rodent over in Eastern Dakota.
Let’s watch as Bucky Badger provokes and then epically smacks down that rodent….
.@GoldytheGopher A few ground rules for #AxeWeek pic.twitter.com/wjNmXq2WL9
— Bucky Badger (@UWBuckyBadger) November 23, 2015
The classic boyhood smack talk begins it all…
.@GoldytheGopher smells.
— Bucky Badger (@UWBuckyBadger) November 23, 2015
Doesn’t Goldy know that Badgers don’t give a….
.@GoldytheGopher Actually has to wear pants. #LetsBeHonestNoOneLikesTo #AxeWeek pic.twitter.com/xfBBcBtCpN
— Bucky Badger (@UWBuckyBadger) November 23, 2015
Who brings Adele in to a smack-talk beatdown? Only the mascot for the ultimate safety school, of course
.@UWBuckyBadger doesn't get sad listening to @Adele. #AxeWeek
— Goldy the Gopher (official) (@GoldytheGopher) November 23, 2015
We all know Minnesota is more Canada than USA anyway, right? We blame you for Nickleback as much as Canada.
.@GoldytheGopher But then you make yourself feel better by listening to Nickleback #AxeWeek
— Bucky Badger (@UWBuckyBadger) November 23, 2015
Crust sucks…just as much as the Golden Rodents, if not more (and that’s saying a lot).
.@UWBuckyBadger still needs someone to cut the crust off his sandwiches. #AxeWeek pic.twitter.com/gvjgDa2xlr
— Goldy the Gopher (official) (@GoldytheGopher) November 23, 2015
Bucky knows you never double-dip….
.@GoldytheGopher Double dips #AxeWeek
— Bucky Badger (@UWBuckyBadger) November 23, 2015
Nothing is more dickish than this guy…and Goldy, you’d be that guy wouldn’t you?
.@GoldytheGopher Strolls into the crosswalk when there's only 2 seconds left #AxeWeek pic.twitter.com/R8LAygHpzb
— Bucky Badger (@UWBuckyBadger) November 23, 2015
Goldy actually tried to tell the most hippy city in the Midwest what’s up on the recycling front…oops.
.@GoldytheGopher It actually appears to be Gophers who have trouble recycling #AxeWeek pic.twitter.com/uNyF4h9wE8
— Bucky Badger (@UWBuckyBadger) November 24, 2015
We all know Rodent’s can’t dance….
.@GoldytheGopher gets confused if you ask him to 'do the whip.' #AxeWeek pic.twitter.com/4Ll8FzW0hD
— Bucky Badger (@UWBuckyBadger) November 24, 2015
Bubblers are cool, y’all….
.@UWBuckyBadger calls a drinking fountain a "bubbler" #AxeWeek pic.twitter.com/2KsMURXpVd
— Goldy the Gopher (official) (@GoldytheGopher) November 24, 2015
and for the most epic smack talk of the week….
.@GoldytheGopher Likes all of his own Tweets/Facebook Posts #AxeWeek
— Bucky Badger (@UWBuckyBadger) November 25, 2015
Again…only at a safety school.
.@GoldytheGopher Uses a ruler to measure how long he slept #AxeWeek
— Bucky Badger (@UWBuckyBadger) November 25, 2015
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