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With the Florida Panthers once again mired at the bottom of the Southeast conference, and their top scorer a defenseman, it doesn’t take a detective to figure out that the Panthers are awful. We’re using one anyways. Miami’s most famous detective, Horatio Caine has a few thoughts.
– With scoring down for the Panthers, it might be time to….. reevaluate their goals.
– There isn’t much fire for the Panthers. They need to find something to…. make them purr.
– Olli Jokinen is Finnish, and without him….the Panthers are finished
– The Panthers need Nathan Horton to break out…. otherwise they might break down.
– Ticket sales are still down because….the Dolphins…. are the big fish in town.
Wow. Thanks Horatio. That was awful
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