So unless you've been living under a rock, you've heard of this terrible movie called "Sharknado". Well now there's news that Sharknado 2 has been green lighted, and it's going to be set in New York. This could only mean that there needs to be a scene involving a Mets game in Citi Field. Maybe the opening scene, where Gary Cohen says something like "Good evening everybody this is Gary Cohen. Keith Hernandez will join us in just a moment, and there's a question as to whether the Mets are going to get this game in tonight. The National Weather Service anticipates some weather in the area, and it would be the Mets' 47th rainout of the season."
(The Mets rainout reference would inject something the first Sharknado didn't have: realism.)
And then during the third inning Burkhardt interviews Matt Harvey in the tunnel for some stupid reason, and then the first Shark eats Harvey. Then they cut back outside and Ike Davis tries to fend off the sharks with his bat, but he swings and misses three times and gets eaten. Then you hear Cohen come back and say "Well the tarp is coming out, we're going to have a sharknado delay (and that's what we call the movie: Sharknado 2: Sharknado Delay!!!), and we've just gotten word that Matt Harvey is out for the season with what's being called Sharknado Outlet Syndrome. We now take you to Mets Yearbook 1983".
The movie ends with Harvey cutting himself out of the shark and reviving Davis. And off to the side, a kid in a Harvey jersey says "who's that guy?"
The End.
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