Did The Telephone Have A Curveball?

The Mets had three hits against Dan Haren in seven innings on Saturday. Later that same night, David Ortiz had three hits against a clubhouse phone in Baltimore, which had a lower ERA and WHIP going into the game than Dan Haren did.

Haren got his first win since May. Also, Denard Span hit a home run. His first since 1993. I've been drinking myself into a stupor ever since. Only Carlos Torres can save my liver. Good luck.