How Will the Angels Lose? Bingo Edition!

The Angels keep losing and losing in ways that are truly excruciating to watch. Viewing a Halo game has become a real chore, but fret no more! MWAH is proud to present a game to liven things and make the Angels watchable once again. Say hello to "How Will the Angels Lose? Bingo Edition!"

The premise of the game is simple. It is just like the Bingo game you played as a child and will play in your senior citizen years, only instead of letter and number combinations, the card spaces are set according to the various tragedies that befall the Halos during a typical game. Get five in a row and you have BINGO! That's right, you can still win even though the Angels will probably lose! You can finally watch an Angel game and feel good at the end of the night.

Here is the board, go ahead and print it out to use at home!

Sciosciaface	Blown save	Insurance run allowed	Hitter injury	Halo not lit
Lose to Astros	Back-breaking GIDP	Walk-off loss	Anonymous reliever	TOOTBLAN
Pujols in pain	Pitcher injury	FREE	Bases loaded, 0 runs	Blooper reel
Stupid sac bunt	3+ Butcher mound visits	No SB attempt in obvious SB situation	Angels lose by one-run	Half empty stadium
Hamilton strikes out on 3 pitches	Post-game closed door meeting	Pitcher walks in a run	Starting pitcher goes less than 6 IP	Costly late inning error