The October 15th, 2014 edition of daily news for the Los Angeles Angels including Pujols drops out of Japan Series, the sad reliever rankings and much more…
The Story: Albert Pujols has dropped out of the Japan Series.
The Monkey Says: He says it is for family reasons, which is real nice of him. Personally, I’m just glad he isn’t subjecting his body to anymore wear and tear than is absolutely necessary.
The Story: Fernando Salas and Kevin Jepsen are featured in the sad reliever rankings.
The Monkey Says: Sad Angels relievers are sad.
The Story: Apply to be a member of the Angels Strike Force.
The Monkey Says: But only if you are young and attractive, because when your job is to fire T-shirts out of a cannon, looks are all that matter, apparently.
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