The Angels are giving away a hideous Mike Trout hat

The Angels have been slowly showing off the various promo items they’ll be giving away this season. It is a smart marketing campaign. What isn’t smart are the actual items they are giving away. For example, check it out this Mike Trout hat they are giving aw- OH MY GAWD MY EYES!!!!!

Now that's one all-star of a hat! Get the #Angels Mike Trout hat #AtTheBigA on May 13th. #HaloPromos https://t.co/tftngjIvqe

— Los Angeles Angels (@Angels) February 11, 2015

That’s some bad hat, Harry. Somehow that thing is more hideous than the hat they gave away last year that actually had a trout sticking out of it. If you do end up going to this game and get the hat, please be sure to bring a lighter with you so that you can kill it with fire. These hats should not be worn by anyone, ever.