Man assaults members of party, blames visions of Eric Ersberg

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Police officer: So, after you whacked Mr. Johnson in the kneecap, because you thought it was Eric Ersberg in pads, you started pummeling Mr. Anderson, is that correct Mr. Sleek?

Mr Sleek: I swear, with his moustache I thought it was George Parros come to brawl with me. I thought it was weird that he came to Ersberg’s defense, but I won’t back down for no one.

Police: And when you whacked Mr. Thomas in the shins with the floor lamp as I tried to run away?

Sleek: Setoguchi on a breakaway. I can’t just let him go unabated.

Police: I think I get it now. Later, when you asked Mrs. Johnson if this meant “two minutes in the box” you thought she a referee, assessing a penalty.

Sleek: No. I knew it was Mrs. Johnson

 

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