Guys on Ice: The official Chatroom of the NHL

***Welcome to Guys on Ice, the official Chatroom of the NHL***

Staalboy_11:…and that was the second time I got crabs.
Sidney_Not_Kidney: Why do you keep telling us that story? It’s so…gross and disturbing.
McFleury_Avec_sprinkles: ya, we should like tell bout da time we made da prank calls in Deetraw
Staalboy_11: De-troit, Fleury. The city is called Detroit
McFleury_Avec_sprinkles: is French city! I says it right! I kno French!
Staalboy_11: Whatever…actually, that was pretty fun. We should do that more often. Fleury, gimme your phone

***Staalboy_11 is attempting a connection to Mai_hart_will_Dion ***
Mai_hart_will_Dion: Hello?
Staalboy_11: uh, yeah, is this Dion Phanuef?
Mai_hart_will_Dion: uh, yeah, who is this?
Staalboy_11: This is Sean Avery an I wanna say I’m sorry for being such a tool.
Mai_hart_will_Dion:…for serious?
Staalboy_11: NAH! You still suck! (hangs up phone)
Sidney_Not_Kidney: guys! I think I can do this…
***Sidney_Not_Kidney attempts phone connection with MOAR_OVTIME_PLZ***
McFleury_Avec_sprinkles: He’s usin his own phone? Who’s he prank call, his mom?
Staalboy_11: shh, man, he’s actually doing it.
Sidney_Not_Kidney: Um, hello, Alex Ovechkin? This is Fakey Fakenamerton with a courtesy call asking if your refrigerator is malfunctioning.
MOAR_OVTIME_PLZ: Sidney? Man, is so good you call, cuz like,  I’ve been trying to call you. Dis guy just totally trash your car.
Sidney_Not_Kidney:…What in the heck? What are you doing in Pittsburgh? Shouldn’t you be getting ready for playoffs?
MOAR_OVTIME_PLZ:I was in town visiting good buddy Geno and we saw dis guy he like, bash in your windows, wrote “Sidney SUX” on the side, put paint everywhere. We tried to catch him but he got away.
Sidney_Not_Kidney: Wait a minute: you two are some of the best hockey players in the world and you couldn’t catch some random hoodlum trashing the ever loving crap out of my car?
MOAR_OVTIME_PLZ: I ran after him, but I tripped. And Geno dropped his hotdog. If it helps the guy was wearing a Billy Joel tshirt.  He ditched the car near a Denny’s kinda near your house.
Sidney_Not_Kidney: OK, I need to get my car
(meanwhile, at Mario Lemieux’s chatroom)
SuperMario_66: I has a package? Hrmmm…a Billy Joel Tshirt? Well, I did always have a soft spot for the piano man.
MalkMan: которое употребляется при встрече?
MOAR_OVTIME_PLZ: No Geno, we won’t really do all that stuff. We’ll just put this sign saying “Ovechkin rules!” in his windshield and leave.  And I sent a Billy Joel tshirt to Mario Lemieux, just to mess with them more.
***MOAR_OVTIME_PLZ has left the chatroom***
***MalkMan has left the chatroom***
***Random_hoodlum has entered the chatroom**
***Random_hoodlum has trashed the hell out of Sidney_Not_Kidney’s car***
*** Sidney_Not_Kidney has entered Mario Lemieux’s chatroom***
Sidney_Not_Kidney: OH MY HECK, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A BILLY JOEL TSHIRT?
SuperMario_66: What? A guy can’t like Billy Joel now?
Sidney_Not_Kidney: Are YOU THE RANDOM YAHOO WHO TRASHED MY CAR?
SuperMario_66: What? Why would I do that? It’d take time away from watching my stories.
Sidney_Not_Kidney: I got a call saying some guy wearing a Billy Joel tshirt just trashed my car. WE have to go to Denny’s!
SuperMario_66: Why would you ever want to go to Denny’s?
***MalkMan is now running through Mario Lemieux’s neighborhood***
Malkman: MUSTS BE SAVINGS ELIZABETH! MUSTS BE GOINK TO DENNY’S!
MOAR_OVTIME_PLZ: NO Geno, that was just some story on internets! Come back here!
Sidney_Not_Kidney: you guys! Wait! I need to find out where Denny’s is!
Sidney_Not_Kidney: well, I’ll be a son of a beesting! WHO THE HAYMAKER TRASHED MY CAR!