This was my Oregon – Stanford pick last week: "Oregon 44, Stanford 28 – The Ducks run fast, Stanford. Too fast." Here’s the week 12 picks.
UCLA 41, Washington 23 – The Bruins' uniforms for this game are called LA Midnight. 'Nuff said.
Florida State 55, Syracuse 10 – According to my pick, we could give Syracuse a 44 point head start and they'd still lose!
Georgia 34, Auburn 31 – Mark Richt covers his receding hairline with his sunglasses. I'm not sure how he does it.
Oklahoma State 37, Texas 27 – How funny would Mack Brown look if he used as much hair gel as Mike Gundy?
Nebraska 14, Michigan State 13 – Bo Pelini pushes his hat back so far on his head it falls off, trips Devin Gardner who fumbles – and the Huskers win it with an extra point.
Oregon 54, Utah 20 – One way or another, there will be tears.
Baylor 57, Texas Tech 10 – Look out, world, here comes Art Briles – with a 10-year contract extension!
South Carolina 30, Florida 0 – Will Muschamp gets fired, and then Florida hires Tim Tebow and Steve Spurrier as co-head coaches. In the third quarter.
Alabama 666, Mississippi State 3 – There's a joke in here somewhere.
Stanford 31, USC 28 – How happy does USC look that Lane Kiffin is gone each time they step on the field? It's amazing. They'll give Stanford a game.
Arizona State 45, Oregon State 34 – The BeaverSharks against the Pitchforks. Nike's delight.
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