Central Division Preview: Haikus return!

With the season fast approaching BMR will be rolling out our obligatory season previews division-by-division over the coming week. Today, we’ll be taking a look at the Central division.


In the great tradition of The Vapors (I’m stealing this from Mattblack, thanks honey!), I am turning Japanese. Once again, I am using haiku, this time to preview the Central division.


Chicago Blackhawks:

Twenty cents, taxis

Sakic’s boy, ghost Bill Wirtz says

“Don’t get too cocky”


Detroit Red Wings:

Swede (ish) team, classy

Strong presence, good D, big beards

I still hate Holmstrom


Columbus Blue Jackets:

The Jackets of Blue

Really now, who are these guys?

Rick m-effin Nash


Nashville Predators:

Taylor Swift, Nashville

Kanye West appears–YO,LD, I’mma let you finish, but Matsuo Bashō had some of the best haikus of ALL TIME!

(You guys knew that was coming, right?)


St. Louis Blues (This haiku is dedicated to my very special friends at St. Louis Game Time and their wonderful DrinkScotch Center):

Blues up, and then down

Down and up, again, again

Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink


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