Peter Budaj: That was disgusting
Ladislav Smid: I think it tried to slip me some tongue…
Quinton Laing: Come on, guys, we knew it would be bad going in. But it had to be done.
Budaj: Did it really HAVE to be done though?
Laing: Well, we are the three founding members of the Hockey Players Who Will Neber Make The News For Anything They Do On Ice, but we are all attention seekers.
Budaj: Yeah, yeah…
Laing: And to this point the most interesting thing about me is that my name is Quinton, and I spell my last name with an i for no real reason.
Budaj: People like to say “Booty” instead of my real name.
Laing: And Ladislav’s last name is almost “Smith” but it isn’t, because he’s foreign. In order to get on the news, we need to ride the hottest headlines. That’s why we need to catch the swine flu. Hey where did Ladislav go?
Budaj: No Ladi! You just made out with the pig! You don’t need to cuddle with it afterwards!
HOURS LATER
Laing and Budaj, after reading the news: DAMMIT!
Smid: I don’t even care… That pig was the most gentle lover I’ve ever had…
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