I was going to write this weeks drinking game earlier today for tonight’s game featuring the the Devils and Sabres, but as luck would have it, I didn’t. Instead, you will likely be waking up, getting this version of the drinking game, which may not be as funny, but will certainly be necessary. Why necessary? Well, the obvious reason is that you get to watch the Islanders drunk, as Schultz would do anyways. The less obvious reason is to watch Flyers drunk. They are even worse than the Islanders this year. Who knew that Ray Emery wasn’t a ticket to Stanley-town? The final reason to have this drinking game on Tuesday is the massive storm getting ready to wallop pretty much everyone. Got a hangover? Say you are staying home to avoid the weather! (Not valid in Canada)
DRINK
… a screwdriver if, at any point, there isn’t any orange on screen. Seriously, I think you get your daily intake of keratine from watching this game.
… if Oskars Bartulis ever comes near a garbage can. It’s a Sesame Street joke.
… if you think of Loser Domi whenever John Tavares touches the puck. Then punch yourself in the groin, you pervert.
… finish your drink for every turnover in the defensive zone that leads to a goal. Remember, the hangover isn’t a problem, because you’re calling in sick on Wednesday anyways!
Drinking player of the week: Ole-Kristian Tollefson
– God bless him for being charitable, but Ole-Kristian has no sense of what is an appropriate shirt for the venue.
– Ole-Kristian was part of a rule for the first drinking game of the season. “Once for every letter in his name”. He has 20.
– Mr. Tollefson is Norwegian, like me. He skates better than I do, having learned on a glacier. And, you know, he plays professional hockey. I eat Cheetos and write about it.
As per usual, more rules in the comments.
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