This is a Horrible Penguins and/or Hurricanes Hat

*Jordan Staal joke*

*Brandon Sutter joke*

*Ron Francis joke*

*Zach Boychuk joke*

*Bill Cowher joke*

This is the first PSAMP sports post of 2014…I'm getting my footing back and didn't want to pop a comedy hammy. Fill in your own Mad Lib about this monstrosity of a Pittsburgh Penguins and/or Carolina Hurricanes hat with any of the above choices.

via Jared via Brad.