Jonathan Papelbon: Still no Rhodes Scholar

While Squawker Lisa recovers from last week’s Texas Longhorns’ loss to Alabama, she is consoling herself with the latest gems from the mouth of Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon, who has apparently been oblivious to all of Boston’s offseason moves, all the way up to signing John Lackey.

Lisa weighs in on the player she likes to call Cinco Dopo in her latest piece for The Faster Times: Shocker! Jonathan Papelbon Says Something Stupid.

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