Squawker Jon brings Yankees luck in Toronto

Squawker Jon is mostly incommunicado these days. He’s on a road trip, and his current phone plan has so few minutes that we have to communicate via telepathic beeps and squeaks, the way they did in one of the “Planet of the Apes” sequels. But Jon did manage to get me a message that he was at the Yankees-Blue Jays game last night, as he’s in Toronto right now.

Jon got to the game just in time to see the Yankees’ three-homer barrage in the fourth inning. Needless to say, he wasn’t too pleased to witness this.

And no, Jon did not dress as a fake umpire, as some Toronto fans have been known to do!

Anyhow, I was happy that the Yankees’ offense did so much last night. I was also happy to hear that Johnny Damon will not be going to Boston after all. But the best part of last night was knowing that Jon had to sit through watching the Yankees beat up Toronto! Tee-hee!

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