Despite crushing and grinding Notre Dame into a fine paste on Monday night, Alabama was not ranked number one in one BCS computer's final poll. The Colley Matrix poll, which is assuredly a paragon of responsible and reasonable mathematical practices, declared Notre Dame to be in its top spot.
While this has no effect on the awarding of the BCS title to Alabama, some Alabama fans want complete and total domination of all polls because AIN'T NOBODY BETTER THAN THAN THE TAHD, PAAAWWWLLL. Plus, a Colley Matrix poll national championship t-shirt would look pretty sharp.
In response to the computer's assault on Alabama's integrity, one Alabama fan has taken matters into his own hands and put the Colley Matrix computer in its place.
RIP, Colley Matrix computer. You were gonna die in a couple of years anyway.
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