The fourth installment in the series brings us to Mark Stoops, stereotypical Kentucky football fan. Why would I care about someone who sounds like he could be one of Bob Stoops’ brothers, you might ask.
Well, you may not remember this, I know my memory archives has no recollection of it, but Stoops was hired as Kentucky’s head football coach sometime between the end of the 2012 season and now. Maybe in December, but I’m not sure on that. I suppose I could look it up, but please, I’m too busy writing how I’m too busy to do that.
When Mark Stoops eventually leaves for another job or is fired, I hope Kentucky turns its football program over to Rich Brooks’ Twitter feed. His tales of fishing, winning a little money on golf games, and visiting old friends and relatives should get that program going in the right direction in no time.
(If you missed the previous three versions, and what a waste of doing something else that was, this is what’s going on here.)
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