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17 days until the Prohibition era short ties of Jesse Palmer grace televisions across the country.  It's also the number of PAAAAWWWWLLLLs you can expect in the first hour of Finebaum, whose show returns to the air today at 1 PM.

I think I speak for everyone when I say that we all hope Tammy has prepared a lengthy monologue on Auburn's chances of seven wins this year, her second job she took during Finebaum's absence, and anything that makes her fired up enough to cause her to yell into a telephone.  Also, I'd like an update on Terrance's blind cat that briefly escaped from the house and was threatened by a dog, all of which he described in detail over the three phone calls in an hour and a half to Finebaum.