Engine: VPowerPlayAgain
Horsepower: Three and a half BERTs
Top speed: Parades
0 to 60: Never
MPG: Two sandwiches
Street Legal: YOU BET YOUR ASS
For when you need to get somewhere, not necessarily today or even tomorrow, but eventually, the Bertmobile could be the car to get you there at a slow-to-moderate trot.
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