Bert Fashion Show

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The event labeled “SEC spring meetings” jumped off today, dominating Twitter feeds and other distributors of media content due to people desperately trying to pass another week until there is college football again. Hot topics at this year’s version include the ability to label satellite camps as enemy combatants, cost-of-attendance financial number crunching math and calculus, and whether or not all the Jeremiah Masolis should be given refuge.

So, as you can see, there are a lot of issues to discuss, which should make for an interesting few days down in OH MY WORD IT’S ALL SO BORING. LET’S GET TO THE GOOD STUFF.

BERT IN WHITE SHORTS AND FLIP FLOPS:

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How about from another angle:

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Originally, my idea was to champion the idea of Bert always wearing white shorts. While this is still something that should happen, that soon changed when the revolutionary idea of “let’s find all the times Bert has worn white shorts/pants” popped in my head. And so began a Twitter search that soon spiraled out of control.

Destin shorts still work in Arkansas:

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WHITE PANTS:

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But why stop there? The world needs to see more Bert fashion.

Can I interest you in the all-black, no socks, and loafers look?

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How about some Hipster Bert?

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Bro Country Bert seems right at home:

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All of these are wonderful and should be encouraged to continue, but none of them carry the power of peak Bert fashion. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you WIND SUIT AND COWBOY HAT BERT:

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I don’t know what the fashion designers and companies of America are doing right now, but they’re wasting time if they’re not making, with all haste, efforts to turn Bert loose with his own line, “Bert’s Britches and Stitches”, for men who say sure, why not.

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