Guys on Ice: Where Celebrating Happens

DontToewsMeBro: WE DID IT GUYS!   
KaneIsAbel: Ah, hell yeah, now it’s time to GET CRUNK AND PARTY!
DontToewsMeBro: Hoo boy, I know, Patrick! It’s time to go and get really crazy!
SharpShooter: Ah, hell yeah, BARTENDER! Patron for my boys here!
ILikeBigByfuglienICannotLie: I’m more a Grey Goose kinda guy.
DontToewsMeBro: No boys, I was thinking…something WILD, like raspberry iced tea.

SharpShooter:…
ILikeBigByfuglienICannotLie: Seriously?
KaneIsAbel: The hell ails you, cracker? You’re an adult now.
DontToewsMeBro: …Shirley Temples?
KaneIsAbel: You choose your next drink carefully or else I’mma punch you in the neck, honkey.
DontToewsMeBro: uhhh…ummm…GOLDSCHLAGER!
KaneIsAbel:…
DontToewsMeBro: THE WHOLE BOTTLE!
KaneIsAbel: YEEEEEAAAAHHH BOI!!
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DontToewsMeBro: /starts downing Goldschlager
***RowRoenickYourBoat has entered the chat room!***
SharpShooter: Hey, It’s Jeremy Roenick!
Whole_bar: AYYYYYY!
RowRoenickYourBoat: EHHH! Congrats, you guys!
DontToewsMeBro: Thank you, Mr.Roenick. It’s an honor to meet you here.
*** RunOfTheMilbury has entered the chat room!***
RowRoenickYourBoat: Son of a bitch.
RunOfTheMilbury: Howdy ho, JR. You ok?
RowRoenickYourBoat: Get out of here, you functionally retarded sack of crap.
RunOfTheMilbury: Are you gonna cry at me?
RowRoenickYourBoat /punches RunOfTheMilbury out cold
RowRoenickYourBoat:/steals RunOfTheMilbury’s wallet.
RowRoenickYourBoat: Hey everybody, ALL YOUR DRINKS ARE ON ME!
Whole_bar: WOOOOO!
RowRoenickYourBoat: Actually…I almost forgot…
RowRoenickYourBoat:/buys a Smirnoff Ice, places it in RunOFTheMilbury’s hand.
RowRoenickYourBoat: You just got iced, bro
ILikeBigByfuglienICannotLie: John, what are you doing with all those chairs?
DontToewsMeBro: I’m like, I’m doing…this part of the bar is a pants-free zone!
RowRoenickYourBoat: I like this pants-free movement. It sounds like what a champion would do!
ILikeBigByfuglienICannotLie: Gee Jonathan, maybe you should take it easy on that Goldschlager…
KaneIsAbel: Ehn, leave him alone, honkey. He’s just having fun.
ILikeBigByfuglinICannotLie: What’d you just call me?
SharpShooter: I think he just called you a “honkey”.
KaneIsAbel: Yeah, ya cracker-ass cracker.
ILikeBigByfuglinICannotLie: That’s it, I’m gonna sit on him. I’m gonna sit on this yappy little jerk’s face.
RowRoenickYourBoat: Guys, GUYS. Let’s not fight. There’s drinking to be done, gutter skanks to be impressed.
SharpShooter: Yeeaah!
DontToewsMeBro: SCREW PANTS!
Becky_the_Skank: Oh HAi GuyZ…
All _the_guys: HIIII!
Becky_the_Skank: Oh HaI, I like ur lack of pants! Lol!!!1
DontToewsMeBro: Pants are in my way of my partying ability. But that’s not anything I can’t get through because I have the BEST FRIGGIN TEAM IN THE WORLLD WITH ME, AMIRITE BOYS!?
KaneIsAbel: Honkey speak de TRUTH!
ILikeBigByfuglienICannotLie: Stop. Using. Honkey. And cracker. Seriously, I will knife you.
SharpShooter: You don’t have a knife…
ILikeBigByfuglienICannotLie: I’ll just punch him then.
Becky_the_Skank: Hey lookit these BOYS! I wanna shave you!! LOLOLOLL!
SharpShooter: That’s pretty kinky…
DontToewsMeBro: I cannot move my hand. I can’t shave myself. I’d like the help, missy!
KaneIsAbel: You know what kinda chick asks to shave you? A chick that’s way too high maintenance for me. I ain’t trusting and chick near my junk with a sharp blade.
Becky_the_Skank: I’m not talking about ur junk…..Im talking about ur face. Y’all look like meth lab assistants or something.
DontToewsMeBro: I LIKE YOUR BREASTS THEY LOOK LIKE PILLOWS! I wanna nap.
RowRoenickYourBoat: So, uh…how are  YOU doin’?
Becky_the_Skank: Buzz off, old guy.
RowRoenickYourBoat: Old? I’m not old…am I guys?
DontToewsMeBro: /falls down
DontToewsMeBro: SO MUCH CINNAMON!