Saints Nation Cold Predictions – Bears – Week 15

malkclaws

I am sad… so sad… 3 more weaks (no typo) of this crap. Saints season can be described by this: Bi-polar, as in bi-polar personality disorder. Extremely up one day, extremely down the other. Hard to live with.. hard to be a fan.

After us being so up and last week I am wondering if anyone was even close to having a bold prediction right.

SaintsWillWin (how optimistic of a name) called less then 50% on 3rd Down conversions. They were 7 for 15.. so that barely came true. Not that it reflects anything  in the game. The rest of the predictions I did not even have to look for stats… ok I did look if Cookie got 30+ tackles. He had only 7.

This weak the predictions will be ICE cold. It will also be at Soldier field Chicago. So it will be COLD predictions. Add your own cold predictions… if you can stomach it.


Andrew Juge

  1. Matt Forte has 300 all purpose yards in one game
  2. Jay Cutler goes an entire game without a turnover

Neer Shah

  1. Saints concede 100+ yards receiving to at least 3 Bears
  2. Rob Ryan throws his playsheet down and has a HUGE shouting match with Payton.
Andrew Doyle
  1. Saints start looking consistent. (Does that mean they are crap 2 times in a row?)
  2. Ingram rushes for 200 yards. (Meant sarcastically of course)
Marijn Pessers
  1. Saints turn it over 4 times.
  2. 2 Saints get injuries that keeps them out for the rest of the season (2 games after this).
Brian Pavek
  1. Saints D has 12 penalties causing Rob Ryan to have an aneurysm and go on a hunger strike.
  2. Junior does nothing again and still runs his mouth.

 

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