In addition to the “Mid-week Analytic posts” that we’ve been doing, it was suggested to us by a reader (yes we have those, which we think its freaking awesome!) that we make humorous posts from time to time. So, with that being said, we had the idea to come up with slogans for each NFL team. Enjoy.
Pittsburgh West, without the trophies.
If it wasn’t for Mike Vick, we wouldn’t have Matt Ryan.
Our defense just applied for Social Security.
The first Toronto NFL franchise.
We can’t throw. No, really, we can’t.
We’re built to run but we prefer to throw.
The stripes are for prison bars.
The Pittsburgh Pirates of the NFL.
18-time Midseason Super Bowl Champions. Wait, Lombardi isn’t handed out on Halloween?
In McDaniels We Trust. Until we finish 7-9.
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while.
A first-rate QB with an NCAA offensive line.
The third most relevant football team in Texas.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Black helmets and TV blackouts.
New England West, without the cheating or accents.
We don’t have a real offense, so we run a fake one.
Adrian Peterson and friends.
Haven’t been the same since they stopped videotaping their opponents.
Our helmets are the color of paper bags for a reason.
The cicadas of the NFL. We’re only relevant every few seasons.
Really, we’re New Jersey’s team.
Al Davis is more prepared for a deep space voyage than an NFL Draft.
We call plays like we’re playing Madden.
Sorry, we can’t hear you over our 6 Lombardi Trophies.
We’re never as good as you think we are.
At least we’re better than the Rams.
The second best team in the worst division in football.
Steven Jackson and no one.
Why will the 2010 Buccaneers have a glass bottom boat? So they can see the 2009 Buccaneers.
We’re sorry Myron, please don’t make us lose any more.
Need more reform than healthcare.
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