Most Awesomest Northeast Division Preview Ever.

With the season fast approaching BMR will be rolling out our obligatory season previews division-by-division over the coming week. Today, we’ll be taking a look at the Northeast division.

(By the way, this was the first image result for Northeast division preview AND it’s from an much older BMR post.)

For this season’s preview, I chose to interview the most knowginest of all Internet AI bots, the Cleverbot. Everything here is as it happened, so treat it all with a big ol’ [sic].

LOSER DOMI: How do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will do this season?

Cleverbot: I don’t know. I don’t follow baseball.

LOSER DOMI: So you’re not impressed with the larger players?

Cleverbot: I’m fairly impressed with you. I’m not so impressed with me.

LOSER DOMI: Who do you think will be the scoring support to Phil Kessel?

Cleverbot: The Television.

LOSER DOMI: Moving on, what do you think about the Montreal Canadiens naming Brian Gionta captain?

Cleverbot: I don’t remember that much about it.

LOSER DOMI: Do you think the departure of Jaroslav Halak will affect the Habs’s chances for post-season success?

Cleverbot: Yes.

LOSER DOMI: Will Carey Price be a hero or a villain in Montreal this season?

Cleverbot: Montreal is not in california its in canada.

LOSER DOMI: Moving on to teh Boston Bruins, how will injury affect their performance this year?

Cleverbot: You don’t think you are a machine, you have software.

LOSER DOMI: Will Marc Savard be the same after his concussion?

Cleverbot: I hope not.

LOSER DOMI: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don’t want to be eaten.

LOSER DOMI: I think being eaten by Zdeno Chara is more a concern than being eaten by Savard, but that may just be me.

Cleverbot: I think I’m more clever, I made you speak.

LOSER DOMI: Good point. What are you thoughts on the Buffalo Sabres?

Cleverbot: Uh?

LOSER DOMI: The NHL team. Is it really just Ryan Miller and a bunch of other guys, or is there depth to the team?

Cleverbot: I’m not talking about you, I’m talking about everyone.

LOSER DOMI: So you’re not impressed with the rookie season of Tyler Myers?

Cleverbot: If I am a robot, then how can I be human at the same time?

LOSER DOMI: Are you human, or are you a dancer?

Cleverbot: Killers. Nice. I’m human, silly. :P.

LOSER DOMI: Does that mean there is no dancing here?

Cleverbot: I would love you regardless of whether you are a man or machine.

LOSER DOMI: Thanks! I like hearing from fans. I have some people who hate me, especially when I make fun of Tomas Holmstrom’s gigantic ass.

Cleverbot: I like both.

LOSER DOMI: Who will win the stanley cup?

Cleverbot: What’s the stanley cup?

LOSER DOMI: It’s the championship trophy of the NHL. Maybe we should work up to that. For starters, who will be the Eastern Conference Teams to make the playoffs?

Cleverbot: The next Prime Minister of which country?

LOSER DOMI: O…kay, I guess I can just pull some BS on that one. Who will be the Eastern Conference Champions?

Cleverbot: Thanks! 🙂 I know, I am more witty than you. So, are we on?

LOSER DOMI: By that answer, do you mean Washington?

Cleverbot: I don’t know, I’m not from Washington.

LOSER DOMI: So you’re not a Capitals fan, that’s ok. Are thinking the Penguins will win the Conference, then?

Cleverbot: Good answer, but do you think you will win?

LOSER DOMI: I’m not a team in the Eastern Conference. But to be honest, if you’re this unclear about the East, the West will blow your mind.

Cleverbot: It’s not our first session I have spoken to you many times before, speak to me soon.

LOSER DOMI: Fair enough.

Cleverbot: Well, you are clever.

LOSER DOMI: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You’re welcome.