Centering Pass, Wrister, Off the Defender’s Face and In

Remember those old McDonald’s commercials with Bird and Jordan challenging each other to ridiculous games of Horse? Here, let me refresh your memory.

I think that “first one to miss watches the winner eat” is one of the creepiest lines a spokesman with the cred of someone like Larry Bird has ever uttered. But that commercial was worth watching, if only for the weird sweatshirt and shorts combo Jordan was wearing. Black with like ranibow sparkles or something? Mesmerizing.

Anyway, Saturday night was another installment of the Battle of Alberta and Ian White was on the recieving end of Sam Gagner and Dustin Penner’s game of Horse.

Penner went off the defender’s face and in. Now Ganger has got to step it up and go for something bigger and better. How about off Darryl Sutter in the press box and in? Off the hot chick in the third row, off the beer guy and in? There are so many fun ways to go about it. Penner says ‘your move, Gagner.’