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You really should diverisfy your 401k. The way the market is trending and how you have it invested is really taking a lot of unecessary risks with your nest egg.
In fight club, Ed Norton and Brad Pitt were THE SAME PERSON!
AHot-HeadedCanuckSaysWhat?
Pull my finger. No, seriously. Pull my finger.
Roberto Luongo’s so fat he makes Marty Brodeur look thin. ZING!
I’m going to take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.
Remember that time you grabbed my shirt in the parking lot after a game? Let’s recreate that special moment, baby.
Steve Carell is leaving the Office!
HAVEN’T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?! DEEP BLUE SEA! A FRIGGIN’ SHARK ATE ME!
Derp de derp derp deee derp
I can’t believe it’s not butter
THIS AIN’T NO BANK ROBBERY!
I just got off your girlfriend… Off the phone with. I meant to stay she’s a very nice young lady!
I can get you some extra unpaid vacation time. Just come a little closer…
Hey Farva, want a liter-a-cola?!
Cablevision doesn’t carry Fox anymore!
Here’s 20 bucks, now give me my 15 minutes of fame.
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